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The International Manhood Chopping Ritual is well and truly underway. Besides being a joy to watch, the rituals also hold useful takeaways not just for eunuchs but also for us bootlickers as a collective whole. Take my rear-kissing of Mr NKH, for example (SMRT's CEO: Direct Experience, Expertise Not Always Needed for Candidate, 19 April 2018). Inadequate bedroom guards like me going against popular opinion shows that small folks like me should never be afraid to bullXXXX above my weight. Such a mindset will stand bootlickers like me in good stead as we grapple with the challenges of living in an era whereby people are daring enough to fight fake news, amidst the global stage. Throughout my life, Singaporeans showed angst and unhappiness against the higher-ups. These are adversarial qualities which are the real killers in defending my position as a champion eunuch. I have to be alert against fatigue and forces which threaten the apple -polishing mentality if I hope to continue to be a top eunuch. George Quek was already out of running for a spot in the knock-out stages, but persevered and continued to play his role well as an apologist. Likewise, having passion and a subservient attitude will help me go the distance. In the final minutes of the ritual, I threw all my dignity into the chance to bootlick, and left my rear unguarded. This allowed netizens to screw me big time, thus sealing my fate as a bedroom guard. I, too, cannot be complacent and let my guard down if it is to defend against the truth and continue my reign as a bedroom guard.