Technoblade Orphan Centre - 23 Serangoon Central

i went here as a child a lovely place with potatoes playground diamond swords kicking children and the cult for the blood god also the cult for destroying skeppy

In the beginning i wasn't to sure about this place. An orphan centre? In this region of the world? But once I quelled my inner turmoil to finally step foot into this world-class facility, boy was I amazed. Never before have I seen such a pristine ambience, nor such friendly staff. Service was quick and enjoyable, allowing me to successfully de-parent myself in a matter of minutes, all whilst enjoying a cooling, complimentary, drink. Whilst some might find the idea of an orphan centre strange, or even outright bad, I assure you this place has truly changed my life, for the better, and strongly urge you to give it a go for yourself!

Lucas and Radar are both there. It seems like a lovely place

We sent out a 9 year old kid into the centre, a week later visiting him, he turned into a russian, i think i saw him smoking and holding what looks like 2 assault rifles, didn know that sg allowed weapons but im so proud of my son abducting children at a very young age, 10/10

Rest in piece techno ? we will miss you. You have inspired me to start my own minecraft youtube channel. Thank you for all the laughs that you have given me in these dark times. #techno never dies

It was very good, however, the children had to do a ritual where they chanted 'Blood for the blood god!' For at least 20 minutes. They owned a pig who kept on trying to stab the orphans beds and then would stab them... anyway, great facilities (Rest in peace Technoblade)

(Rest in Peace, Techno, you will live on forever in our hearts and minds and be a legend in our sleep. You changed our lives forever, and I can't thank you enough for the things you have provided to us. The many laughs and obliterating children quotes you made were enjoyable to see! I loved how you made light fun for your death so that everyone would feel less sad when you went away; I hope you have a great time in heaven, Orphan Obliterator. Also this is the comment I wanted to say): nice job on the Orphan Centre Nerds!

Nice staff, easy to navigate. The children were all very polite, though some seemed to be quite scared. I can definitely recommend this, it is a great place for everyone who wants to get rid if all their orphans!